The Roast
An honest look at your product.
Because “we think it looks good” isn’t exactly user testing.
What are we looking at?
The scan itself is quick; the write-up is what takes the time — a finished report lands in about three minutes. No signup, no card, and you can close the tab — it’s emailed to you either way.
HOW
WE
JUDGE
IT
We don’t care how many hours went into it.
We care what happens when someone actually uses it.
- Do users know what you do within four seconds?
- Can they read the page without struggling?
- Can they tap the buttons with a thumb?
- How long does the page take to load?
- Does the page give them a reason to trust you?
- How many clicks does it take to get to the thing they want?
- Can they use it without someone showing them how?
HOW
IT
WORKS
Tell us what it is, paste the link
A landing page, a web app, an app on the store, or the brand itself. No signup. No card. No install.
We actually test it
On desktop and mobile, we load your product and check the things most people never bother to measure.
Get the honest audit report
Your biggest issues first, with the numbers behind them and clear advice on what to fix.
Find out what your product is doing to people.
Free, about three minutes, and every single thing we claim comes with a number you can go and check yourself.